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Tom Is a Carlisle and I am an Alice!  (I copied you Mary!)  

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Mom's beloved public transportation...

I don't know why but my mom loves taking public transportation! She loves to ride the light rail, train and subway when she comes to visit us! She has never understood why I don't like to use it but I think she got the idea when she saw the bullet hole in the window of the light rail!

My Birthday Week!

I'm a very lucky girl! My mom and sister came out for "birthday week" as it is known in my family. We had so much fun and Tom was such a good sport! My one complaint is that it always goes by too fast! I received so many great gifts, including tickets to American Idols on tour from Tommy and New Kids on the Block from Erin! She also included a t-shirt to wear to the concert (see picture above). So excited!

Whirlwind weekend!

Whew! What a fun but busy weekend we have had! Tom's sister Katy and her family (Husband Scott and kids Ashlyn, Trevor and Caden) all flew out from Idaho. We had a blast! We did a lot from having the kids stay at our house for the night to Kings Dominion and Ocean City...we can't pick our favorite thing! Here are some pictures from our time together!

We're back!!!

Yeah! We found the cord for our camera so we can put pictures on our blog now! Very exciting!

Baltimore in a nutshell.....

For anyone with a husband. Or anyone married to my brother....ahem....

The one and only....

I don't need to say anything about this video. It speaks for itself. Enjoy.

Stand by for an interesting post...

OK (MOM, MARY, ERIN), I am going to add a new post but I am experiencing technical difficulties. The biggest problem is that I can't find the cord that connects my camera to my laptop so I can't download new pictures. The second problem I am having is that I got stupid nails put back on so I can't type. It has taken me 20 minutes to type this (sad). For this reason I am really glad that I am a flight attendant. So bear with me.

I swear it really is glamorous!

Heres a F/A joke I found on another site, enjoy!

Want to be a flight attendant?

1. Go to a resale store and find an old, navy blue suit that an army sergeant might have worn. Add a white shirt and a tie (Or if you prefer a skort and a polo shirt).Wear the same outfit for four consecutive days, every week, all year long.
2. Go to an airport and watch airplanes take off for several hours. Pretend you are standing by for them and they are all full. Go home. Return to the airport the next day and do the same thing again.
3. Fill several large boxes with rocks. Lift them over your head and place them on the top shelf of a closet. Slam the door shut until the boxes fit. Do this until you feel a disk slip in your back. Smile.
4. Turn on a radio. Be sure to set it between stations so there is plenty of static. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and garbage disposal. Run them all night. Smile.
5. Remove the covers from several TV entrees. Place them in a hot oven. Leave the food in the oven until it's completely dried out. Remove the hot trays with your bare hands. Serve to your family. Don't include anything for yourself. Eat peanuts. Smile. ( hot food..what's that?)
6. Serve your family a beverage one hour after they've received their meal. Make them remain in their seats during this time. Ask them to scream at you and complain about the service. Eat peanuts. Smile.
7. Scrounge uneaten rolls off the plates for you to eat two hours later when you're really hungry Eat peanuts. Smile.
8. Place a straight-backed chair in a closet next to a bathroom, facing a blank wall. Use a belt to strap yourself into it. Eat the stale rolls you saved from your family's meal, preferably while Someone's USING the bathroom. Smile.
9. Ask your family to use the bathroom as frequently as possible. Tell them to make splashing water a game and see who can leave the most disgusting mess. Clean the bathroom every hour throughout the night. Drink stale coffee in the closet next to the bathroom. Eat peanuts. Smile.
10. Make a narrow aisle between several dining room chairs and randomly scatter your husband's wing-tips and loafers along the way. Turn off the lights and spend the night walking up and down the aisle while banging your shins against the chair legs and tripping over the shoes. Drink several cups of cold, stale coffee to keep yourself awake. Smile.
11. Stay up all night, then wake your family In the morning and serve them a cold, hard sweet roll. Don't forget to smile and wish them a nice day when they leave for work and school. Ask them to berate you. Eat peanuts. (Smile.)
12. After the family leaves, take a suitcase and go out (preferably in winter) in the yard. If it's not raining, turn on the sprinkling system and stand in the cold and the wet for 30 minutes, pretending like you're waiting for the crew bus to pick you up. Then go inside and wait by your bedroom door for ANOTHER 30 minutes while an imaginary maid cleans and makes up your room. Smile.
13. Change into street clothes and shop for five hours. Pick up carry-out food from a local deli. Go back home. Sit on your bed and eat your meal. Set your alarm for 3 a.m. so you'll be ready for your wake-up call. (It's now 12:30 a.m.) Eat peanuts. Smile.
14. Repeat the above schedule for four days in a row and you'll be ready to work your first trip as a Flight Attendant!
15. Repeat the above schedule after just three days off, every week for twelve month's straight. NOW you're ready to BE a Flight Attendant!!

Blogger Virgin

Ok so I am finally coming to the dark side... I use to think that MySpace was the cool thing to do and then I found out that the only people using that are teenagers and pedophiles so I decided to convert to Blogging. Tom and I don't have any children...yet, however we do have a very high maintnence and special needs Bichon named Napoleon. So we feel that we are being very well prepared for parenthood. Tom and I have been married for over a year and a half and just moved again for the third time! No, you are not reading Ryan and Mary's blog, we just haven't been able to settle down! This time it looks promising. We found a very cute house near the airport in Baltimore and are loving our 5 minute commute. The house was built in 1930 and has lots of charm. We hope to start and finish our family (2 kids max!) before we move again. I guess we will have to wait and see!
p.s. I apologize for my horrible spelling I tried to spell check but it doesn't seem to be working. :(